Chapter 26

                                       I

"Now, Elspeth, you're quite clear as to what I want you to do?"

"I'm clear enough," said Mrs. McGillicuddy, "but what I say to you is,
Jane, that it seems very odd."

"It's not odd at all," said Miss Marple.

"Well, I think so. To arrive at the house and to ask almost immediately
whether I can - er – go upstairs."

"It's very cold weather," Miss Marple pointed out, “and after all, you
might have eaten something that disagreed with you and – er - have to ask
to go upstairs. I mean, these things happen. I remember poor Louisa Felby
came to see me once and she had to ask to go upstairs five times during one
little half-hour. That," added Miss Marple parenthetically, "was a had
Cornish pasty."

"If you'd just tell me what you're driving at, Jane," said Mrs.
McGillicuddy.

"That's just what I don't want to do," said Miss Marple.

"How irritating you are, Jane. First you make me come all the way back to
England before I need –"

"I'm sorry about that," said Miss Marple; "but I couldn't do anything else.
Someone, you see, may be killed at any moment. Oh, I know they're all on
their guard and the police are taking all the precautions they can, but
there's always the outside chance that the murderer might be too clever for
them. So you see, Elspeth, it was your duty to come back. After all, you
and I were brought up to do our duty, weren't we?"

"We certainly were," said Mrs. McGillicuddy, "no laxness in our young
days."

"So that's quite all right," said Miss Marple, "and that's the taxi now,"
she added, as a faint hoot was heard outside the house.

Mrs. McGillicuddy donned her heavy pepper-and-salt coat and Miss Marple
wrapped herself up with a good many shawls and scarves. Then the two ladies
got into the taxi and were driven to Rutherford Hall.

                                       II

"Who can this be driving up?" Emma asked, looking out of the window, as the
taxi swept past it. "I do believe it's Lucy's old aunt."



"What a bore," said Cedric.

He way lying back in a long chair looking at Country Life with his feet
reposing on the side of the mantelpiece.

"Tell her you're not at home."

"When you say tell her I'm not at home, do you mean that I should go out
and say so? Or that I should tell Lucy to tell her aunt so?"

"Hadn't thought of that," said Cedric. "I suppose I was thinking of our
butler and footman days, if we ever had them. I seem to remember a footman
before the war. He had an affair with the kitchen maid and there was a
terrific rumpus about it. Isn't there one of those old hags about the place
cleaning?"

But at that moment the door was opened by Mrs. Hart, whose afternoon it was
for cleaning the brasses, and Miss Marple came in, very fluttery, in a
whirl of shawls and scarves, with a tall uncompromising figure behind her.

"I do hope," said Miss Marple, taking Emma's hand, "that we are not
intruding. But you see, I'm going home the day after tomorrow, and I
couldn't bear not to come over and see you and say good-bye, and thank you
again for your goodness to Lucy. Oh, I forgot. May I introduce my friend,
Mrs. McGillicuddy, who is staying with me?"

"How d'you do," said Mrs. McGillicuddy, looking at Emma with complete
attention and then shifting her gaze to Cedric, who had now risen to his
feet. Lucy entered the room at this moment.

"Aunt Jane, I had no idea…"

"I had to come and say good-bye to Miss Crackenthorpe," said Miss Marple,
turning to her, “who has been so very, very kind to you, Lucy."

"It's Lucy who's been very kind to us," said Emma.

"Yes, indeed," said Cedric. "We've worked her like a galley slave. Waiting
on the sick room, running up and down the stairs, cooking little invalid
messes…."

Miss Marple broke in. "I was so very, very sorry to hear of your illness. I
do hope you're quite recovered now, Miss Crackenthorpe?"

"Oh, we're quite well again now," said Emma.

"Lucy told me you were all very ill. So dangerous, isn't it, food
poisoning? Mushrooms, I understand."

"The cause remains rather mysterious," said Emma.

"Don't believe it," said Cedric. "I bet you've heard the rumours that are
flying round, Miss - er – "

"Marple," said Miss Marple.

"Well, as I say, I bet you've heard the rumours that are flying round.
Nothing like arsenic for raising a little flutter in the neighbourhood."

"Cedric," said Emma, “I wish you wouldn't. You know Inspector Craddock
said…"

"Bah," said Cedric, “everybody knows. Even you've heard something, haven't
you?" he turned to Miss Marple and Mrs. McGillicuddy.

"I myself," said Mrs. McGillicuddy, "have only just returned from abroad,
the day before yesterday," she added.

"Ah, well, you're not up in our local scandal then," said Cedric. "Arsenic
in the curry, that's what it was. Lucy's aunt knows all about it, I bet."

"Well," said Miss Marple, "I did just hear - I mean, it was just a hint,
but of course I didn't want to embarrass you in any way, Miss
Crackenthorpe."

"You must pay no attention to my brother," said Emma. "He just likes making
people uncomfortable." She gave him an affectionate smile as she spoke.

The door opened and Mr. Crackenthorpe came in, tapping angrily with his
stick.

"Where's tea?" he said, "why isn't tea ready? You! Girl!" he addressed
Lucy, “why haven't you brought tea in?"

"It's just ready, Mr. Crackenthorpe. I'm bringing it in now. I was just
setting the table ready."

Lucy went out of the room again and Mr. Crackenthorpe was introduced to
Miss Marple and Mrs. McGillicuddy.

"Like my meals on time," said Mr. Crackenthorpe. "Punctuality and economy.
Those are my watchwords."

"Very necessary, I'm sure," said Miss Marple, "especially in these times
with taxation and everything."

Mr. Crackenthorpe snorted. "Taxation! Don't talk to me of those robbers. A
miserable pauper - that's what I am. And it's going to get worse, not
better. You wait, my boy," he addressed to Cedric, "when you get this place
ten to one the Socialists will have it off you and turn it into a Welfare
Centre or something. And take all your income to keep it up with!"

Lucy reappeared with a tea tray, Bryan Eastley followed her carrying a tray
of sandwiches, bread and butter and cake.

"What's this? What's this?" Mr. Crackenthorpe inspected the tray. "Frosted
cake? We having a party today? Nobody told me about it."

A faint flush came into Emma's face.

"Dr. Quimper's coming to tea, father. It's his birthday today and –"

"Birthday?" snorted the old man, "what's he doing with a birthday? Birthday
are only for children. I never count my birthdays and I won't let anyone
else celebrate them either."

"Much cheaper," agreed Cedric. "You save the price of candles on your
cake."

"That's enough from you, boy," said Mr. Crackenthorpe.

Miss Marple was shaking hands with Bryan Eastley. "I've heard about you, of
course," she said, "from Lucy. Dear me, you remind me so of someone I used
to know at St. Mary Mead. That's the village where I've lived for so many
years, you know. Ronnie Wells, the solicitor's son. Couldn't seem to settle
somehow when he went into his father's business. He went out to East Africa
and started a series of cargo boats on the lakes out there. Victoria
Nyanza, or is it Albert, I mean? Anyway, I'm sorry to say that it wasn't a
success, and he lost all his capital. Most unfortunate! Not any relation of
yours, I suppose? The likeness is so great."

"No," said Bryan, “I don't think I've any relations called Wells."

"He was engaged to a very nice girl," said Miss Marple. "Very sensible. She
tried to dissuade him, but he wouldn't listen to her. He was wrong of
course. Women have a lot of sense, of course. No woman can hope to
understand that, my dear father said. But everyday L s. d. - that sort of
thing. What a delightful view you have from this window," she added, making
her way across and looking out.

Emma joined her.

"Such an expanse of parkland! How picturesque the cattle look against the
trees. One would never dream that one was in the middle of a town."

"We're rather an anachronism, I think," said Emma. "If the windows were
open now you'd hear far off the noise of the traffic."

"Oh, of course," said Miss Marple, "there's noise everywhere, isn't there?
Even in St. Mary Mead. We're now quite close to an airfield, you know, and
really the way those jet planes fly over! Most frightening. Two panes in my
little greenhouse broken the other day. Going through the sound barrier, or
so I understand, though what it means I never have known."

"It's quite simple, really," said Bryan, approaching amiably. "You see,
it's like this."

Miss Marple dropped her handbag and Bryan politely picked it up. At the
same moment Mrs. McGillicuddy approached Emma and murmured, in an anguished
voice - the anguish was quite genuine since Mrs. McGillicuddy deeply
disliked that task which she was now performing:

"I wonder - could I go upstairs for a moment?"

"Of course," said Emma.

"I'll take you," said Lucy.

Lucy and Mrs. McGillicuddy left the room together.

"Very cold, driving today," said Miss Marple in a vaguely explanatory
manner.

"About the sound barrier," said Bryan, "you see, it's like this…. Oh,
hallo, there's Quimper."

The doctor drove up in his car. He came in rubbing his hands and looking
very cold.

"Going to snow," he said, "that's my guess. Hallo, Emma, how are you? Good
lord, what's all this?"

"We made you a birthday cake," said Emma. "D'you remember? You told me
today was your birthday."

"I didn't expect all this," said Quimper. "You know it's years - why, it
must be – yes, sixteen years since anyone's remembered my birthday." He
looked almost uncomfortably touched.

"Do you know Miss Marple?" Emma introduced him.

"Oh, yes," said Miss Marple, "I met Dr. Quimper here before and he came and
saw me when I had a very nasty chill the other day and he was most kind."

"All right again now, I hope?" said the doctor.

Miss Marple assured him that she was quite all right now.

"You haven't been to see me lately, Quimper," said Mr. Crackenthorpe. "I
might be dying for all the notice you take of me!"

"I don't see you dying yet awhile," said Dr. Quimper.

"I don't mean to," said Mr. Crackenthorpe. "Come on, let's have tea.
What're we waiting for?"

"Oh, please," said Miss Marple, "don't wait for my friend. She would be
most upset if you did."

They sat down and started tea. Miss Marple accepted a piece of bread and
butter first, and then went on to a sandwich.

"Are they –?" She hesitated.

"Fish," said Bryan. "I helped make 'em."

Mr. Crackenthorpe gave a cackle of laughter.

"Poisoned fishpaste," he said. "That's what they are. Eat ’em at your
peril."

"Please, father!"

"You've got to be careful what you eat in this house," said Mr.
Crackenthorpe to Miss Marple. "Two of my sons have been murdered like
flies. Who's doing it - that's what I want to know."

"Don't let him put you off," said Cedric, handing the plate once more to
Miss Marple. "A touch of arsenic improves the complexion, they say, so long
as you don't have too much."

"Eat one yourself, boy," said old Mr. Crackenthorpe.

"Want me to be official taster?" said Cedric. "Here goes."

He took a sandwich and put it whole into his mouth. Miss Marple gave a
gentle, ladylike little laugh and took a sandwich. She took a bite, and
said:

"I do think it's so brave of you all to make these jokes. Yes, really, I
think it's very brave indeed. I do admire bravery so much."

She gave a sudden gasp and began to choke. "A fish bone," she gasped out,
“in my throat."

Quimper rose quickly. He went across to her, moved her backwards towards
the window and told her to open her mouth. He pulled out a case from his
pocket, selecting some forceps from it. With quick professional skill he
peered down the old lady's throat. At that moment the door opened and Mrs.
McGillicuddy, followed by Lucy, came in. Mrs. McGillicuddy gave a sudden
gasp as her eyes fell on the tableau in front of her, Miss Marple leaning
back and the doctor holding her throat and tilting up her head.

"But that's him," cried Mrs. McGillicuddy. "That's the man in the train…."

With incredible swiftness Miss Marple slipped from the doctor's grasp and
came towards her friend.

"I thought you'd recognise him, Elspeth!" she said. "No.Don't say another
word." She turned triumphantly round to Dr. Quimper. "You didn't know, did
you, doctor, when you strangled that woman in the train, that somebody
actually saw you do it? It was my friend here. Mrs. McGillicuddy. She saw
you. Do you understand? Saw you with her own eyes. She was in another train
that was running parallel with yours."

"What the hell?" Dr. Quimper made a quick step towards Mrs. McGillicuddy
but again, swiftly, Miss Marple was between him and her.

"Yes," said Miss Marple. "She saw you, and she recognises you, and she’ll
swear to it in court. It's not often, I believe," went on Miss Marple in
her gentle plaintive voice, “that anyone actually see a murder committed.
It's usually circumstantial evidence of course. But in this case the
conditions were very unusual. There was actually an eye witness to murder."

"You devilish old hag," said Dr. Quimper. He lunged forward at Miss Marple
but this time it was Cedric who caught him by the shoulder

"So you're the murdering devil, are you?" said Cedric as he swung him
round. "I never liked you and I always thought you were a wrong ’un, but
lord knows, I never suspected you."

Bryan Eastley came quickly to Cedric's assistance. Inspector Craddock and
Inspector Bacon entered the room from the farther door.

"Dr. Quimper," said Bacon, "I must caution you that…."

"You can take your caution to hell," said Dr. Quimper. "Do you think
anyone's going to believe what a couple of batty old women say? Who's ever
heard of all this rigmarole about a train!"

Miss Marple said: "Elspeth McGillicuddy reported the murder to the police
at once on the 20    th     of December and gave a description of the man."

Dr. Quimper gave a sudden heave of the shoulders. "If ever a man had the
devil's own luck," said Dr. Quimper.

"But –” said Mrs. McGillicuddy.

"Be quiet, Elspeth," said Miss Marple.

"Why should I want to murder a perfectly strange woman?" said Dr. Quimper.

"She wasn't a strange woman," said Inspector Craddock. "She was your wife."

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